MY ROOMMATE ALISON IS SO DAMN QUOTABLE

I love every damn thing that comes out of her mouth (except the burps).
Mar 15
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Truthful Lesbians

Regarding the truth about lesbians: “Lesbi-honest, guys…”

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Thoughtful Television

Regarding the television taking too long to access some nonsense on On Demand: “Hey television! Don’t think, just do.”